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a-new-song-empireWhoaaaa, okay did ya’ll catch this weeks episode of Empire, now I’m not sure if you’ve seen the episode or Nah, but things get a little messy from start to finish…

First off, how you gonna invite your ex-wife to an engagement announcement without bothering to tell her “oh yeah the boys are invited too”, you could’ve at least given her the heads up, now who does that, Only Lucious.  And by the way when was it customary to wear a negligee to a restaurant anyway… Cookie you knew betta now you gonna start a trend for these thots to follow, “oh no Maître d’ you may NOT take my coat” says the random ratchet girl (okay as you can see I get a little too caught up in these shows)…

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Now can’t even go any further without acknowledging Derek Luke & how devastatingly FINE he is in this role and is it too early to say a possible romance may blossom between these two, oh I can’t wait but the agony of anticipation: for it to flourish, now that’s gonna put me in a straight jacket…

Speaking of straight jackets… am I the only one who hears “It’s hard out here for a pimp” every time I see Lucious(Djay) and Cookie(Shug) in a scene together, if so please direct me to the local mental health facility for further diagnosis, on that note let’s carry on…

(Dis)Honorable mention goes to “what’s her name” oh yeah Courtney Love… who??  Now whatever grave they dug this chick up out of you can now return the corpse to its rightful home.  So I had to ponder whether or not if she was playing a culmination (better yet mockery) of former Divas: Madonna/Britney Spears(she did save Jive records)/Lady Gaga, hell Miley Cyrus-and that was just last week; or simply playing herself because I honestly could not tell the difference.  Oh Courtney who felt sorry for you, would’ve looked better if you had a similar story line with Lil’ Kim or Eve since Empire never mention having a pop, yet alone white artist on this Hip-Hop label, not one indication that I can recall???

Finally Malik Yoba’s Vernon (aka ChapStick) has a purpose, Clean Up Man, I was wondering what his 9-5 consist of.  I guess I can consider him the new Stringer Bell to The Wire’s Avon Barksdale.

Now on to the music…

Jamal not only has one hit from last episode but came with another banger “I wanna love you” I need that song in my life, can i find it on itunes? Why yes of course  http://https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/empire-music-from-out-damned/id963939769

Special shout out to Sway for making a hot cameo at the last minute, Funkmaster Flex must’ve got stuck in traffic (how you gon’ have a Cali DJ hosting a NY radio show, now who set that up, no tea no shade Sway-having Heather B on your show don’t make you NY boss ijs)

Courtney still thinks she’s the lead singer of her old trash band Hole 🙁

If Hakeem rapped as good as he whines he would be crowned the next King of New York, latest song came wit some heat but didn’t come close to last weeks fire “Drip Drop” (TRYING NOT TO LAUGH, ok i did anyway)

And Now the Bruuuhhh moment goes to: Raven Simone as………  Olivia, REALLY???!! Is Rudy, Theo and Denise plan to drop by the office too?? And please don’t invite Heathcliff, he’s liable to drug Rhonda and make her wait 30 years to claim she was raped too…oh y’all know i ain’t right

Diverse Diva signing off…for now